flavors

Ice Cream

AAA (Andalean Anteater Anus)

Baby’s Breath

Beef Curtains

Burrito de Tripa

Caesar Salad

Condor Feather Neopolitan

Caramel Mucus Gazpacho

Creole Blackened Peach Fuzz

Dickfor

French Fries & Durian Aioli

Green Eggs & Hair

Hay

Honey Dijon

Ice

Klepto (all ingredients stolen)

Lavender and Dog Feces

Mustard Cioppino Kiwi

Nutella and More Nutella

Paprika Hummus

“Pee Wee in the Theater”

ROFLburger

Saffron ‘n’ Gold Flakes

Swine Flu

Tinnitus (Red Bull & Espresso)

Tylenol PM

Wet Nap Surprise

Whatever

Zebra Chorizo Pancake

Sorbet

Banana Meatloaf Tarragon Egg

Caper

Crunch Berries

Fuckin’ Fruitcake

Newsom’s Pomade

Snozzberry

All of our flavors are amazing. Ask for a sample if you think you can handle it. Just don’t be a ‘tard about it.